Silicon Valley ep 2

"Who is this lady you shook hands with for the first time?"
"A postman lady."
"What?" "A woman who was a man?"
"No not a post-man lady. A lady who was a postman."

That’s probably offensive but look I have a weird thing about Martin Starr so I don’t care. Not a weird thing FOR Martin Starr, just a weird Bill-Haverchuck-was-robbed-from-us-too-soon obsession that’s lasted fourteen years.

Anonymous asked: I don't think you understand libertarianism. Libertarians by definition cannot be racist because racism is putting individuals in collective groups whereas libertarians can only view people as individuals. A racist libertarian is an oxymoron.

yoisthisracist:

Hahaha “libertarians can only view people as individuals” hahahahaha, oh, go fuck yourself. You seriously think you can hide behind that bullshit? Guess what, you fuckface, your bankrupt and hilarious philosophy might call for all kinds of bullshit, but NO ONE IS FOOLED by the fact that all your ideas about economics and government just so happen to benefit one group of people more than others.

Look, if you love freedom and no government so much, there are any number of failed states you can move to to have your libertarian paradise. You know why you don’t do that? Because your bullshit theories only work for you when you’re already in a place that inherently favors your group over others. If you aren’t already in first place, with centuries of social and cultural mechanisms in place to keep you there, not so appealing huh.

So, nice try, but not only is “racist libertarian” not an oxymoron, it’s redundant. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, you fucking shithead.

Four shots set up to animate, or at least almost there; three (maybe four) yet to start.

deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

I wonder if “was all” is a synonym or if subtle distinctions exist.

(via cunnilinguista)

Sneak peak at current mini-project, which barely qualifies as “animation”; basically it will be a lot of bodies waggling. 90% of the work is image editing. Hoped to be done tomorrow, but assembling the screencaps has been a bit of a chore.

Sneak peak at current mini-project, which barely qualifies as “animation”; basically it will be a lot of bodies waggling. 90% of the work is image editing. Hoped to be done tomorrow, but assembling the screencaps has been a bit of a chore.

Condensed English

speutschlish:

I am going to go
I’m going to go
I’m gonna go
I’m’n’a go
Ima go

This would be standard english by now if we didn’t insist on writing everything the way we talked in 1790.

Also can just accept quotative “like” and/or “all”?

Also just get the fuck rid of apostrophes.

(via prescriptivism-literally-sucks)

melissadoom:

gonna take this to its logical conclusion and start trolling in Proto-Indo-European.

Perfection

valerie-an:

pleatedjeans:

via

Okay this post is kinda funny but fyi the reason he’s always like that in pictures is that his signal to the priests that hey this is that jesus guy you’re looking for was “it’s the dude i kiss when i see him”

But yeah that’s plenty weird in itself.

valerie-an:

pleatedjeans:

via

Okay this post is kinda funny but fyi the reason he’s always like that in pictures is that his signal to the priests that hey this is that jesus guy you’re looking for was “it’s the dude i kiss when i see him”

But yeah that’s plenty weird in itself.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

(via melissadoom)

oddmonster:

thehowlingwolf:

randomstabbing:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

MEN ARE PETTY FUCKING LOSERS.

"The absence of women in history is man made."….TRUTH!

Once again, tumblr opens another semester of school.

!!!

oddmonster:

thehowlingwolf:

randomstabbing:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

MEN ARE PETTY FUCKING LOSERS.

"The absence of women in history is man made."….TRUTH!

Once again, tumblr opens another semester of school.

!!!

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